You died when my mother died, you know you did. This entire catastrophe has been nothing more than history’s longest suicide note.
this is a strip club in vancouver.
to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club.
This is even better with context
I never thought I’d be able to do any of this stuff. But, I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now.
Anonymous asked:
Elaine dates a guy purely because she likes the smell of his shampoo and can't figure out the brand. Kramer hosts a yard sale in the hallway outside his apartment.
fakeseinfeldplots answered:
S20E06 - The Shampoo
